Party Like It’s 1999: The Cosmopolitan

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I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray… Yep, we’re finally partying in the decade that Prince intended. Unfortunately, Prince wasn’t very specific about the menu, so we have to figure out what we’re in the mood for.

We could go The Big Lebowski route and make a White Russian. But yuck, that’s super heavy, and who even does dairy these days.

We could be all growns up like Mike and Trent in Swingers and pour ourselves a scotch on the rocks. (As long as it’s not a blend of course. Any Glen will do). But that doesn’t count as a cocktail.

We could really go down the ’90s rabbit hole and have a Zima, because according to this article, Zima is coming back and wouldn’t it be fun to relive those sweaty Friday nights bopping to the Spin Doctors at the Plaza Grill in Albany, New York? (Short answer: no.) Besides, Zima is – again – not a cocktail and b) we left upstate NY for a reason.

So with that in mind, we nominate the Cosmopolitan to rep the ’90s. Made famous in the latter part of the decade by a certain group of fictional New York City ladies, the Cosmo brings us back to a simpler time, when we didn’t have wait twenty minutes for the bartender to muddle fifteen separate artisanal ingredients to make one drink, but we could still look fancy with our cute pink martini.

Here’s an article detailing the possible origins of the Cosmo, but if you’re in a hurry to get your drink on, see the recipe below.

The Cosmopolitan

Ingredients

1 cup vodka*
1/2 cup triple sec**
1/2 cup cranberry juice
1/4 cup freshly squeezed lime juice

*You can also use citrus-flavored vodka.
**You can also use Cointreau

Directions

Pour all the ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake well and pour through a strainer into four martini glasses. (Or if you’re having a particularly bad day, just drink it directly out of the shaker.)

Et voila! You’re ready to kick back your Manolos with your besties and contemplate life and love in the city that never sleeps.

(And since you’re hanging out with your girls anyway, why not spend your evening at The Triad with us on 4/22? Relive your glory days, whether they took place in ’80s, ’90s, ’00s or today; see a fabulous show and help raise money for a fantastic organization.)

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